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TT #13 – HOW TO EXPLAIN REALITY

Posted by anthonynorth on May 28, 2008

Featuring Thursday Thirteen. Have you had a go yet?

13. What we’re told is reality invariably isn’t. Consider ‘reality television’. Nothing can be further from the truth. It’s a lie. Unless you believe it. Then it’s a psychosis.
12. Television also gives us the ‘celebrity’. The ‘reality’ of this is that they are robots. This is the only explanation I can think of for such stupidity. Except …
11. The urge to be famous is such that they are so adaptable to image that the ‘person’ disappears. Hence delete ‘robot’, insert ‘zombie’.

10. So, ‘non-existence’ of celebrities as real people?

This would be understood by the sociologist, Baudrillard. He argued that media is now ‘infotainment’, merging reality and fantasy to such an extent that we no longer know which is which.
9. Mind and culture conspire to increase un-reality. The world is full of ‘signs’ that guide us, but lie. A soup can makes us salivate. Yet do you know it doesn’t contain worms?
8. We also have a societal understanding of what is ‘normal’. This defines what is ‘abnormal’, and to be marginalized as ‘different’. But is anyone normal?
7. We have our own view of ‘reality’. Philosophers have theorized we each have a ‘mind filter’ that views the world in our own particular way. So how can there be a definite reality when we each have our own?
6. Your mind is even in conflict over what is ‘reality’. We have a left and right brain, one looking at things emotionally, the other rationally. Who’s to say which is right? Argue this one out with yourself!

5. We also hallucinate ‘reality’.

Now, people think this way madness lies. But the mind constantly interprets sensory expression. And if our attention isn’t on the world, it makes up its own mind. Spooky!
4. Science complicates it further. The properties of the subatomic particle are such that we can never know its true state. The world is fundamentally a matter of probability.
3. But if this is so, how can we ‘see’ a definite reality? Well, the theory is that a definite reality is created by our ‘observation’ of it. Before we see it, it isn’t.
2. This makes us our own magicians. The world we create is as much about our perception of it as the actual existence of it. If it exists at all.
1. Confused? Come now, haven’t you seen The Matrix? Maybe not an exact reality (pun), but there is a theory that God is a baseball capped computer geek, and he’s playing a video game called ‘us’.

© Anthony North, May 2008

Fiction Xtra – TOO MUCH REALITY – A tale of life

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Reality sucks. I always knew that, but today I just feel it all the more.
He was stood in front of me, I remember. ‘So you DID do it,’ he said.
‘Well,’ I countered, ‘I suppose that depends on your view of reality.’
‘How’s that work, then?’
‘Well, its relative, you know. What you think happened, and what you think may have happened can often get confused.’
‘So you didn’t do it?’
‘Well, I suppose in some parallel universe I must have. And it just COULD have been this one.’
‘So you DID do it?’
‘As long as we don’t take the probability of quantum theory into account.’
‘A real wise guy, huh.’
‘In a relative kind of way … ‘
I never got to finish the rest. Reality hit me all at once. And then Dad sent me to my room. And I’m just not gonna listen to them wise-ass teachers any more.

© Anthony North, May 2008

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42 Responses to “TT #13 – HOW TO EXPLAIN REALITY”

  1. john ryan said

    Hi Anthony- In other words, we see the world as ‘we’ are, not as it really is. I think Descartes touched upon this…

  2. Hi John,
    Indeed. Descartes, Kant … many others, going right back to the ancient Greeks, and probably further. But what I like about it is that they realised with intuition and reason what science is only now beginning to catch up on.
    And much of THEIR ideas are closer to intuition, too.

  3. Brian said

    The reality is that this post didn’t exist before I read it, therefore, I am the author of all that I read.

  4. Hi Brian,
    Damn that Schrodinger fella – and his first lolcat :-)

  5. Celebrities are played by actors. The ones you have to worry about are the actors who believe in their own importance as celebrities. Happy TT.

  6. Hi Pussreboots,
    The celebrities who really get me are those who are celebrities for celebrity’s sake. I can put up with bizarre behaviouir from a genius, but modern celebrities? Nah!

  7. Robin said

    I love the fiction xtra. Great ending segment.

  8. Hi Robin,
    Thanks for that. I hoped it would round it off nicely.

  9. Tink said

    In the beginning I liked reality TV, but it has gone too far and too much.
    My TT is about deity statues/figurines in my home.
    Happy Thursday! :)

  10. Hi Tink,
    I think a lot of people thought this at the beginning. Then it lost any sense of reality.

  11. gdaybloke said

    Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.

    CaptainSpud takes over the Lost Hemisphere to look at cards that haven’t been broken yet

  12. I love and very much appreciate this T 13 of yours. I have said so much of the same.

    My T 13 is shared, stop by, won’t you?

  13. Hi Gdaybloke,
    I wish the effects of the amount you can eat and drink in this time were, too ;-)

  14. Hi Hootin Anni,
    Thanks for that. They do say great minds think alike.

  15. Sue said

    I have never liked reality tv. Happy TT and thanks for the thought provoking list!

  16. Hi Sue,
    You’re welcome. No, I’ve never been one for it, either.

  17. Chelle Y. said

    My brain hurts right now. Haha!

    I did not understand the Matrix, but it was really cool looking! :)

  18. Hi Chelle Y,
    I think some parts we weren’t supposed to understand, so you’re not alone.

  19. I wish I could hallucinate reality better than I do. Thanks for sharing these ideas, Anthony.

  20. OMG this is THE best TT I have read in ages…brilliant…thanks so much.

  21. Aww, Anthony, you always knock me out of my delusions and make me face reality, no matter how hard I try to avoid it…

  22. Shaunesay said

    I admit that I watched Big Brother and Survivor on occasion, they are just such train wrecks lol! I’ve always thought the Schroedinger’s cat theory interesting, and I’m such a cat lover, that my answer would be don’t open the box, just in case that keeps the kitty okay! I think that’s probably translated to the way I don’t like to chances in real life too! ;)

    Happy TT!

  23. Lori said

    Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm. Funny, I do that alot when I stop by here;) Happy TT.

  24. Boy having grown up with a lot of schizophrenics, yes, reality is really only a concept. At the same time, the brain cannot interpret between what you think through step by step and what you actually do – amazing to me.

    I’ve wondered that about reality TV – because reality TV people then become stars… weird.

    Happy TT!

  25. Good luck explaining reality.

    SJR
    The Pink FLamingo

  26. Coco said

    Interesting… very interesting…

  27. Winter said

    My reality is freaky. I sometimes wonder if it’s real. Happy TT!

  28. Good morning Sandy,
    I think we all do it quite well, really. So well that many think it IS real ;-)

    Hi Slender Octopus,
    Many thanks for those kind words. Much appreciated.

    Hi Susan,
    Stop running. Let it wash all over you. Confusion is great! :-)

    Hi Shaunesay,
    This is the problem. We’re human. We HAVE to open the box. Trying to answer what we don’t know is what we do.

    Hi Lori,
    Then I’ve done my job. That’s good ;-)

  29. Hi On a Limb With Claudia,
    I sometimes think reality and mind are hard-wired to conspire against us. But it keeps life interesting.

    Hi SJ,
    Luck’s got nothing to do with it. Madness, maybe ;-)

    Hi Coco,
    It is indeed.

    Hi Winter,
    So you’re in my world, too :-)

  30. marcia v said

    yes the whole reality TV thing is anything but and I only this year succumbed to AI and DWTS and I was sadly to say “entertained”

  31. Hi Marcia V,
    That’s ok, as long as you didn’t feel it was real :-)

  32. I like #5 and #7 best. Shaping our own reality. I have a card on my bulletin board depicting a woman stroking an empty recliner. The caption: “She liked imaginary men best of all.” That kinda sums it up for me. Very thought provoking post! And thanks for visiting my TT

  33. Hi The Gal Herself,
    The reality is, I like comments like this :-)
    Many thanks. And I loved the caption.

  34. Debbie said

    My first visit, I think, unless I’m just imagining that I’m here in my own reality…

  35. Chris said

    Interesting list, I’ve never quite understood the pathological desire for fame. I’m much happier when I’m unknown and can fade into the crowd. LOL Happy TT

  36. Hi Debbie,
    And a most admirable comment for your first visit :-)

    Hi Chris,
    I’ve always thought the most sensible kind of fame is as a writer. Name and works known, but not the face.

  37. Reality TV for me is like driving by a crash site. I can’t help but look and then I feel like a jerk.

  38. Qtpies7~ said

    That is as bad as our family argument that there is no such thing as random.

  39. Julie said

    Perhaps the only thing I am certain of is that the reality I see on TV, is not even in the same realm as my reality. Great TT.

  40. Hi Myrtle Beached Whale,
    I know the feeling very well. But I put it down to research ;-)

    Hi Qtpies7,
    Absolutely. And I’m still arguing among myself as to whether I got it right.

    Hi Julie,
    Me too. I reckon it might be transmitted from an alternative universe.

  41. some interesting views here, thank you

  42. Hi Yusuf Martin,
    Many thanks. And you’re welcome.

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