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INTRODUCTION
After having so much fun last week, I’m back with another THursday THirteen on my Rattler’s Tale. This week I thought I’d have a little fun with the west’s present idea of a capitalist society.
Politically, I’m a capitalist. And whilst there is a lot of good in our society, I also think things go too far. In the list below I show how it happened. Some of the things we put up with today are perhaps deeper than we think.
I’ll leave it up to the reader to decide about my sanity. Other than that, there are lots of links to show you what a busy boy I’ve been this week. If you haven’t time now, come back again and take a look. You won’t be disappointed.
Anthony North
THIRTEEN HOWS TO RULING THE WORLD
13. Start a think tank. The Mont Pelerin conference did this in 1947, economists getting together to fight collectivism. The result was the ideology behind Thatcherism and Reaganomics, the smashing of collectivism, and today’s globalisation.
12. Convince all that big mortgage and fat pension plan is good for them. That way they give most of their money to you to build huge multi-nationals. Oh, don’t mention the word, serf.
11. Get banks to loan loads of money that doesn’t exist. This puts everyone in debt, even though it wasn’t there in the first place to borrow. This makes them feel rich, and they don’t complain.
10. Wait for fake wealth of multi-nationals to be greater than some nation’s economies. This puts you in control of world economy AND politicians. After all, if they upset you, you can wipe out their little country’s wealth.
9. Convince everyone this is not an ideology. Note: You’ll have to replace ideology with fear, though. Turn some reactionary or other into a demon. You can lock down society in lots of security them - for the ‘people’s’ sake, of course.
8. Advertising is important. Place ads in all media outlets and pay a lot for it. This then becomes their main source of income. Then, if they ever publish anything you disagree with, threaten to pull the ads. Media is yours then.
7. Add emotion to the news. This stops people thinking straight. Instread of acting rationally and doing something about things, they just get angry for a while, shed a tear, and forget about it.
6. Convince educators that education should be geared to preparing you for work. No need for silly things like a rounded education. Educated people might understand what you’re up to.
5. Allow liberals free reign in telling us what we should be like. Let political correctness go mad. This turns liberals into your agents, trashing everything traditional, degrading the nation state, and leaving people with no meaning. They’ll find meaning in buying things then. Great!
4. Just to nudge this process along, create lots of celebrity icons. The people will soon be buying even more to aspire to their ‘perfection’. This is a never-ending con, because as you know, perfection is unattainable.
3. Give people loads of human rights. On the one hand, this makes you look good. But on the other, the time comes when no one can do nothing without infringing someone’s human rights. This leads to a compliant society of sinners.
2. Just in case you missed anything, check your list off against Orwell’s 1984.
1. So that’s how to rule the world. We’re sold on the idea that WE rule our own world. But it’s as much a delusion as the dictators in jack-slippers above - if we said no.
(c) Anthony North, March 2008
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