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HELL BOUND ONE

Posted by anthonynorth on June 23, 2009

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When Rose Fidelity returned home she felt guilty, but, in a
way, ecstatic. She had never done anything like that before,
and being nearly midnight, she couldn’t even remember a night
when she had been home so late. Approaching forty eight
years of age, Rose suddenly realised a new woman was
emerging from over twenty five years of marriage.

As she entered her living room, Roger, her husband, said: ‘You’re late,’ a hint of worry in his voice. And his alarm was heightened when Rose took off her coat, revealing her, and Roger’s, favourite plunging neckline.
Roger was taken aback by this. Rose had kept her youth well, and was still a desirable woman. ‘What on earth have you been doing, dear?’ he asked, puzzled.
Rose thought of an easy way to say it, but was suddenly lost for ideas. Holding her head up, she said: ‘I’ve been with Bradley. ‘
‘Oh, I see,’ said Roger. ‘And what do you mean by with?’
‘Having sex, husband, dear,’ said Rose. ‘I’ve been having the most exciting lay of my life.’
It took several seconds for the news to sink in; and perhaps a couple more for Roger’s first-tear to flow.

In a way, he’d been expecting it. Things hadn’t gone right for some time now. It was the next morning and Roger Fidelity tried to think it all out as he walked to work. He even knew what the final straw was …
‘I’m moving out,’ Jonny, their youngest, had said a fortnight ago.
Roger had been rather pleased by this declaration. Their daughter, Amanda, had already gone, and was happily married and heavily pregnant. Now that Jonny had felt the need to fly the nest, he and Rose could finally get on with their lives.
Rose had felt different, of course. ‘But all the bills, the responsibility. You’re so young.’
When Jonny had finally left, he’d kissed his mother on the cheek. ‘Don’t worry mum. You’ll still see me a lot; and I love you. ‘
But no matter how much Roger tried to instill a feeling of new life, Rose simply looked around an empty house and thought: ‘What now … ‘
Well, thought Roger, we know what, now, don’t we? Bradley, that so called family friend ….
‘How could you?’ he had asked the previous night, as the news sank in.
Rose stroked her husband’s face. ‘I never wanted to hurt you,’ she said, ‘but I have needs.’ She walked to the cupboard; took out the family photo album. ‘Look through it, Roger. Tell me what you see.’
Roger flicked through the album. ‘I see a loving family; a family happy with itself, and with life.’
‘And that’s true,’ said Rose. ‘But the family’s gone now. And take that away and what’s left?’
‘I don’t understand,’ Roger objected.
‘There is not one single picture in that album that says we are a couple. That went when we had kids. And I’m not sure, after all these years, we can recreate it.’

Chapter Two

© Anthony North, June 2009

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Inde-Pol

GREEN NEWS: There are plans for
laser-guided cars, allowing you to sleep
and eat in 70mph convoys. Already done. They
call them trains.

HEALTH NEWS: Research shows men 40% more likely to die
of cancer due to fear of doctors. It’s not fear, but the
macho culture.

WORLD NEWS: World Bank needs trillion dollars to
help developing countries in Recession. Or do
they mean to prop up failing Big Biz there?

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ABC WednesdayAcrostic Only
American SandwichNaisaiku Challenge

W is for … WEIRD

Once upon a time things were strange,
Unusual forces were arranged,
To colour and frighten a person’s life,
Superstition could cause such strife;
Now we’ve condemned such things as wrong,
We sing a more rational, reasoned song,
Yet have we lost a part of our soul?
Those stories and traditions made us whole

TONY’S MUSE DIARY

A few words on how Him Outside got cfs, I think. After all, it’s a big
part of his life. Now, there are many suggested ‘reasons’ for the
condition, but Him Outside tops the lot. How about stress? Well, he
always played hard in those days and he also had a stressful job for
the two years leading up to it, so we can tick that box. Then there’s
the aftermath of viral infection. Well, he’d caught three viruses in the
6 months beforehand. How about chemical concoctions? In the RAF,
he was jabbed up with everything, ready for any overseas
emergency. Injury? A couple of weeks before he’d cracked two ribs.
And in this state, he’d just finished a 3 day military exercise with
minimal sleep, arrived home and packed the family into the car to
drive 200 miles for a holiday. He never made it, passing out at the
wheel. He doesn’t remember stopping, but somehow he managed it;
and he hasn’t felt well since. So I suppose we can add stupidity
to it, too.

ELVIS PRESLEY
(Acrostic American Club Sandwich)

Elvis still lives on
Life is more than flesh and bone
VIRTUE IN CULTURE
Icon’s more than flesh and bone
Singing still lives on

Preened in blue swede shoes, audience all shook up, Jailhouse rocked to his great songs.
Return to sender, his burning love, we remain moody blue still.
End suspicious minds, love me tender, ‘cos I just can’t help believin …

Serene is Gracelands
Living still on noble throne
ELVIS WAS THE KING
Yes he’s still on noble throne
… Elvis IS Gracelands

© Anthony North, June 2009

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TONY ON LEFT ALONE

Posted by anthonynorth on June 20, 2009

Including Sunday Scribblings, Poetry Train, Friday Questions
and One Single Impression. Have you had a go yet?

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GURU TONY

Left Alone

Do you want to be left alone to get on with what you want? Are
you fed up of being told what to do? Most of us feel like this, but
the world crowds in on us. Yet what would it be like if we could
just do what we wanted? Left to our own devices, I suspect we’d
only find our desires. And we would soon get bored of those. And
the next destructive urge would be just around the corner.

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Eye On the World
The ‘Y’ Files

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Inde-Pol

BRIT NEWS: Official report of MPs
expenses released, mainly blacked out.
So much for freedom of information. Who do
they think they are?

CRIME NEWS: A UK trial is going ahead of 4 robbers without a
jury. The 4th trial, others were nobbled. Still no excuse to take
away jury. Shame.

GREEN NEWS: Report out of global warming effect
on UK. Lots more heatwaves by 2080. Rising
sea levels. Must prepare now, but
will we? Doubt it.

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THE CRIME POST

It would be criminal not to read it

True CrimeCrime Fiction

ASSIMILATION

If you want to join, be the same,
As we exist and acclaim,
Our way is how ‘we’ want to be,
No room for you, individually,
And listen kid: if you’re not in our gang,
You run the risk of us going: bang!

THE PERFECT CRIME

Fiction: It had happened before. Indeed, Brad had told Greg when
it was proposed that they wouldn’t get away with it. But Greg was
a good talker and it was decided that each would murder the other’s
problem. The appointed night came and Brad did the deed, solving
Greg’s problem. And at about the same time Greg got to work on
solving his. Mindst you, this proved much easier. One phone call
to the police was all it took.

VISION OF CRIME

I saw the murder, I saw it all,
Felt the pain, watched him fall,
‘Twas in a dream my vision came,
Including the cad who is to blame,
I saw him yesterday before going to bed,
To see him again, in the mirror, I dread

© Anthony North, June 2009

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TONY’S MUSE on … BREAKFAST

Writers’ Tips

Him Outside is trying Friday Questions for the first time. The question
today is: Are you a breakfast eater? If yes, what is your typical
breakfast? Well, he would love a full English every day – bacon, egg,
sausage, tomato – though he’d say no to black pudding. As it is, he
sticks to bacon (grilled) and egg (scrambled), with a bit of wholemeal
bread – and all on a little plate. Infact, he eats five little meals a day.
Never feeling hungry, never full, he’s been on this diet for years now,
and it is one of the best things he did to combat his cfs. Breakfast is,
of course, the most important meal of the day. Skip this and your
stomach is rumbling almost as soon as you start work; and you can
guarantee you’ll never catch up with the eating, no matter how much
you eat. Breakfast is, quite simply, the starting point for a diet. ‘Cos
sometimes, to really diet, you just have to eat right.

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TONY ON MODERN ART

Posted by anthonynorth on June 8, 2009

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PAPPA RAZZI

Modern Art

Every now and then the debate rages – is modern art really art.
Usually conceptual and temporary, pandering to the darker or bizarre
side of life, many believe it is not art. Sadly, though, they are
incorrect. Whilst it often lacks permanence – even, it could be
argued, skill – an art form is a reflection of society; which is
increasingly becoming conceptual and temporary in its fads.

My Columnists

EDITORIAL

This post is in two parts – newspaper and
magazine. Read either or both. It is also
a debating platform, so do join in. Don’t
forget to call again.

FROM THE ARCHIVES

Eye On the World – Choose an Essay

newsflash

Inde-Politics & Socio-Capitalism

BRIT NEWS: Women are out-performing men
in nearly every university subject. This is due to
a general loss of confidence among men.

BRIT NEWS: Rout in local elections, his Cabinet falling apart,
rebellion in ranks, Brown say he will not go. I say: he will
not listen.

BRIT NEWS: Ex- spy chief says logging net/phone
use vital. To whom? Carry on this way and
the enemy becomes the State.

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READ WITH MUMMY

The Magazine Post with a gentle hint of horror

Try my Horror Archive

HAUNTING MELODY

It’s in your mind, won’t go away,
Memories rush in, thoughts do stray,
To happy times filled with glee,
Yet now, a haunting melody,
Tuneful acceptance of when you were one,
Remembrance of beloved gone

IN SEARCH OF TRUTH

Fiction: The book was thick and black and covered with dust, but I
had found it. At last, after years of searching, it was before me. The
library hadn’t been entered in centuries – for so long had the Book of
Truth been denied us. And as I walked into the library its boards were
bowed and creaking. But there was no fear within me now – at last I
was to know the Truth! At last I would we able to go into the world
and tell the people how things should be, how we must live, how we
must exist! Yet just as I was in reach of the Truth, the boards gave
way and down I fell, forever down, the boards snapping shut once
more above me. I spent many eons in that dark place, amidst the
prophets and dictators, before I realised the world could not handle
Truth.

SHINE

Shine bright, being of light,
Bath your rays on us, delight,
You banish the weird that invades our mind,
Only joys will we find,
Except …
Always you let the darkness in,
Trapped in our shadow, its veil very thin

© Anthony North, June 2009

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Carry On Tuesday
A new poetry/prose prompt here. Take a look.
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The word is: shine
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Link any poem here
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New prompt word every Sat
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Have you tried this prompt yet?

TONY’S MUSE DIARY

Health wise Him Outside is a delicate thing. Each day when I
descend from literary heaven into his head I have to check the
bodily workings. With cfs, his abilities can vary daily. The term
‘chronic fatigue syndrome’ is actually a joke, giving the idea that
sufferers are simply ‘tired’, poor things. Well, if you add constant
muscle pains, regular insomnia, never ending flu-like symptoms,
loss of concentration, temporary unconsciousness if you do too
much, dizziness and countless more embarrassing things, you’ve
about understood it. Oh, and being fatigued all the time.

After a little rant, Him Outside has some news. After some
recent comments he’s decided to end his break from his longer
works. While these Magazine Posts will continue at three a week,
he’s also going to do a Tuesday essay, and on Thursdays he’s
going to post a longer story written before he became a blogger.
Hopefully he’ll keep it up for a while.

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TONY ON PESSIMISTIC HEALTH

Posted by anthonynorth on May 18, 2009

Including Heads or Tails, American Sandwich, Naisaiku Challenge, ReadWritePoem
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DR ILLYA NESS

Pessimistic Health

The problem with modern medicine is it is so pessimistic. Diagnosed,
you have it. Yes, a cure may be available – or maybe not. But it is
such a definite statement. Alternatively, alternate medicine is more
optimistic. It usually offers a hope of improvement, often by treating
the whole body. Now, you can argue this is nonsense, but if it makes
you FEEL better, what’s wrong with that?

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EDITORIAL

This post is in two parts – newspaper and
magazine. Read either or both. It is also
a debating platform, so do join in. Don’t
forget to call again tomorrow.

FROM THE ARCHIVES

Eye On the World – Choose an Essay

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Inde-Politics & Socio-Capitalism

BRIT NEWS: Next election could be won on
moral theme. Cheating MPs expected to be kicked
out by public. No way to run a govt. Shame on them.

TECH NEWS: New search engine can answer specific questions
without millions of options. Terrible! There’s rarely only one
answer. Bad for knowledge.

BRIT NEWS: Polls indicate slide towards UK Independence
Party. I’d never vote for them, but MPs have got to
realise many don’t want to be in Europe.

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RATTLER’S TALE

A Voyage of the Imagination

Twist In the Tale Archive

TO BE BRAVE

Terror, chilling, oh my word,
What is this feeling I’ve incurred?
How can I take this heavy load,
As we return to our abode?
Life is changed, but not so bad,
I’m brave, I can do it – I’m now a Dad

RHYMING THINGY
(A rhyming American Club Sandwich
Naisaiku Naisaiku)

So divine to rhyme
To get it right, hear the chime
HOW IS IT A CRIME?
To get it right, hear the chime
To rhyme so divine

It begins by being still so you can mill the words inside your head.
Let the muse offer a thrill, fantastic thoughts you are forever fed.
When it’s done you will instill instant reactions to what you have said.

Inspired they climb
Your thoughts and your words are prime
THE WORLD IS QUITE FINE
Your words and your thoughts no crime
So divine, fine rhyme

© Anthony North, May 2009

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For daily memes
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The prompt is: tolerance

TONY’S MUSE DIARY

Okay, Him Outside had a good laugh at my expense the other day.
The question was asked: as a muse, am I male or female? Now, the
original Muses, back in ancient Greece, WERE female, and it is true
that intuition and artiness are often thought of as feminine. But I do
feel male, so maybe the Greeks got it wrong. But the one thing I do
know for definite is I’m fed up of Him Outside calling me ‘it’!

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TONY ON HOW TO GET THIN

Posted by anthonynorth on May 8, 2009

Including Sunday Scribblings, Three Word Thursday and Inspire Me Thursday.
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DR ILLYA NESS

How To Get Thin

The media is full of dietary advice. Do you follow them? Do they
work? One guarantee is that, even if they do, you’ll return to
normal as soon as you stop. The best advice is: forget diets. Eat
all food types, but do it in more, but smaller, meals. This way you
never feel hungry and never feel full. Your body equalises, and
eventually it becomes a way of eating for life.

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EDITORIAL

This post is in two parts – newspaper and
magazine. Read either or both. It is also
a debating platform, so do join in. Don’t
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FROM THE ARCHIVES

The ‘Y’ Files – Choose an Essay

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Inde-Pol Sub-Domain

BRIT NEWS: Researchers say UK economy
could contract at biggest rate since 1931. I can
believe that, now there’s such a debt to repay.

WORLD NEWS: So presidents of US, Afghanistan and Pakistan
have met to sort out Al Qaeda. But how do you fight an idea?
I suspect a bit of global spin here.

BRIT NEWS: Manchester targeted for intro of ‘voluntary’
ID cards. That’s right, get people used to them
and then they won’t worry when
they’re compulsory.

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THE CRIME POST

It would be criminal not to read it

True CrimeCrime Fiction

THE FAMILY

Welcome to the Family,
You’ll enjoy it here with us,
We do all sorts of naughty things,
It’s one helluva buzz,
But don’t tell anyone what we do,
That will be a crime,
And you’ll end up down an alley,
Cut off in your prime

A THEFT – WHODUNIT?
(Word meanings below)

Fiction: The policeman seemed to quiddle as he surveyed the
crime scene. The glabrous man seemed uncomfortable yet
uxorious. The photo was shown of the stolen item and the
policeman struggled to hold back his emotion. Yet suddenly the
answer seemed obvious. So whodunit? He suspected the wife
stole the wig. And he didn’t blame her.

quiddle – dawdle
uxorious – submissive towards wife
glabrous – bald

HEALING

Life used to be divine,
Then someone did the crime,
Changing everything we do,
The way we react, always blue;
You’ve got to realise an important fact,
About the way we react,
A victim is a casualty,
Who HAS to heal – don’t you see!!!?

© Anthony North, May 2009

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The prompt is: healing
Inspire Me Thursday
The theme is: family
Write Anything
Good source of tips & Fiction Friday
American Sandwich
A story in 3 sentences of 17 syllables
Three Word Thursday
The words are: quiddle, uxorious, glabrous
I’m cracking up. These are the words for next
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TONY ON HEALTH DICTATS & MORE

Posted by anthonynorth on February 6, 2009

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doctor-examiningDR ILLYA NESS – On health news isn’t healthy.

There is an old superstition that a certain activity indulged in by men will make you go blind. Fast forward to recent headline: sexually active men under 30 are more likely to develop prostate cancer.

And we’re told superstition is dead.

people-7Of course, it is argued this is statistics and survey, but does it have any greater validity than superstition? I don’t think so – not when a specific reason can be placed on the info above the medical ‘facts’.
It is becoming increasingly clear that health news is now being used as a form of social engineering and behavioural control mechanism. Indeed, it is slowly wiping out old traditional lifestyles.

Consider the British pub.

For centuries this has been the cultural centre of working class society. Now, headlines about binge drinking and the smoking ban have decimated this culture, turning them into Big Biz plastic pubs for the young.
The only health advice we really need is moderation in all things, but this doesn’t fit the modern ideals of the ‘elite’. They want to see a globalised world where local traditions are destroyed, and all meaning placed in the global consumer ethic.
So traditions such as the local pub must go, leaving people without meaning and more easily ‘caught’ by Big Biz. Health news is itself, it seems, being subtly manipulated to control us.

© Anthony North, February 2009

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BRIT NEWS: Interest rates to hit new low of 1%?
So, protect savings to make ‘em spend it to live.
Great! Machiavelli would be so proud.
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BRIT NEWS: Twitter has made the headlines here, courtesy of
Stephen Fry Tweeting live as he is stuck in a lift. A marvellous tweet.
*
BRIT NEWS: Teenagers to have speech tested in schools to steer
them away from monosyllabic grunts. Good idea? Ehh! Uhh! Aww
*
BRIT NEWS: Snow going to cost economy £3 billion in lost working
days. Been so long since bad weather, we don’t know how to deal
with it.
*
SCIENCE NEWS: Tests suggest human-animal embryos for med use
may not work. Good! Is genetic infatuation ignoring other areas of
med sci?
*
BRIT NEWS: State workers’ pay differential 50% more than private
equivalents since 2004. This is how UK tax helps to increase
Labour vote.
*
GREEN NEWS: Row in UK over Heathrow or coal as main threat to
env. Protest is about image. Main threat is Big Biz. Runway
symbolises this.

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RATTLER’S TALE

A Voyage of the Imagination

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MOVEMENT

Movement
Do I see movement?
Yes I do

Movement
Does the world shake?
Yes, I fear it does

Movement
Do mankind have another movement?
Yes, they do
Shaking the world

(c) Anthony North, February 2009

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beta-blondeULRIKA AND THE WORK OF ART – Fiction

Ulrika Feyn was a star traveller entrapped in the universal mind. She simply had to think of being somewhere and she was. Of late she’d been thinking about whether those trapped in the universal mind were really gods.
It came to a head one eon when she found herself close to an elderly woman looking at a picture and crying. Ulrika looked at the picture and noticed a handsome man of about thirty posing next to the woman when she was much younger. Next to this picture was another – of the woman in old age and alone.
The pictures told their story and Ulrika felt sad for the woman. She focused on her, and in her mind the incidence of his death flashed before her. So tragic, she decided she must do something about it.
Life, she decided, was like a work of art, and the universal painter always had the option to intervene, to change this, to change that. And this is precisely what she did, flitting through the pictures of life, deciding on different outcomes.
Finished, she was shocked when she returned to the room – where she found herself close to an elderly man, looking at a picture and crying …

© Anthony North, February 2009

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THE WEARWOLF

He looked in the mirror, flashed his smile,
The mirror winked back, he’d passed the trial,
In babe-magnet shirt and mohair suit,
Thoughts of the night began to take root,
Out he went, howling with pride,
Heading for the place where women reside;
The Full Moon Club was his favourite joint,
Where he knew the babes would surely anoint,
his irresistable charm with the other sex,
His one-liners cool, never vex;
Picking the girl for his fun tonight,
He coaxed her out into the bright,
ethereal glare of the glorious full moon,
knowing his appeal could make her swoon,
But a cloud clothed the orb, malicious craft,
When he took off his clothes, she laughed

(c) Anthony North, February 2009

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TONY ON HEALTHY COMPASSION & MORE

Posted by anthonynorth on January 12, 2009

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doctor-examiningDR ILLYA NESS – On medical robotics – it seems

The head of a UK health think tank has recently said that there has been a deterioration in the level of compassion in the National Health Service. From my experience, this is indeed the case. But why?

Medicine is supposed to be the caring profession.

doctor-scanningBut I think the first indication of the problem is with that word, ‘profession’. Over recent years professionalism has seemed to increase in all areas of life, thus confirming authority and a career path.
It seems to me that professional standards and promotion have become primary over vocation. Of course, professionals argue this makes them more efficient, but it also makes them less caring and sympathetic.

And then there’s that word, ‘efficiency’.

Every large organisation must be super-efficient these days. But what does this mean? It means big institutions as opposed to small, and it means a regime where everything works like clockwork.
The upshot of this is that the professions are moving further and further away from the people they serve, and the ‘system’ must be so well oiled that normal human foibles are not taken into account. Medical care is becoming machine-like. But someone ought to tell them that we’re not robots.

© Anthony North, January 2009

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Z IS FOR … ?

What am I? I can’t decide,
help me, please confide,
how you think I should be,
‘cos I simply cannot see,
the difference in how you think of me,
so go on, answer my fevered plea;
It’s left me quite a nervous soul,
never reaching my ultimate goal,
of doing what I simply do,
making things easy for you;
So tell me, what am I supposed to be,
am I a ‘zed’, or a ‘zee’?

(c) Anthony North, January 2009

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people-20MESSAGE ON A BOTTLE – Fiction

It seemed crazy. I know I wasn’t myself at the time, but this?
I’ve no idea where I was. It all seemed so hazy, but it was a hot, dark place and I felt so disconnected from ordinary life. But then again, I suppose I was, wasn’t I? Not myself. Not part of life at all.
The bottle was just floating there. It looked so cliché, as if straight out of some satirical story. It floated there, and I thought: I wonder if there’s a message in it.
Slowly, painfully, I picked it up, and it was immediately obvious there was no message in it. Then I looked at the label and realised the message was ON it, not inside – and it was stark:
OPEN THIS AND YOU’LL DIE
Well, what can we say about that? Was it meant for anyone, or me in particular? And if me, how did the sender know I’d be here? And anyway, when did I ever listen to advice?
I held the bottle a while, and eventually I opened it. I was just about to put it to my lips when I suddenly sat bolt upright, screaming, covered in sweat …
Yea, even more clichés. It was a dream, and I guess the sender knew it would be me – it was my unconscious. And I suppose I tried to obey, but as the shakes began, and I saw the half full bottle of whisky by my side …

© Anthony North, January 2009

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YORKSHIRE-EESE

Diz thee ‘ere whet a’say,
wi’me words on’t display,
tarkin’ like people dee,
livin’ ‘ere ner t’me?
Ar’s askin’ ‘cos I used t’tark,
jus’ like this, an it’s nay lark,
allers avin’ te repeat me words,
gettin’ more sense outta’t birds;
So’s if iver yer meet ‘em from m’land,
‘old out a frindly ‘and,
says noo’then, ‘ow diz thee de?
and ar’ll sez, aye, noo, dis’thee yan some tea?

(c) Anthony North, January 2009

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TONY ON INFECTION & MORE

Posted by anthonynorth on January 5, 2009

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doctor-examiningDR ILLYA NESS – On bugs and things

Sir Richard Branson has recently pointed out that UK hospitals are failing to tackle hospital infections adequately enough. As superbugs claim more and more victims, how right he is.

But what can be done?

doctor-scanningWell, we’re told to wash our hands more often. Nursing is even thinking about bringing back matron to instil higher standards. Oh yes, I can really see that working, with the modern employee being treated in the old way.
As usual, measures to counter the problem are piecemeal and cosmetic. That’s because we should be thinking more deeply. For instance, most of us are not as clean as we used to be. We cleanse instead of scrub, believing the hype that cleansing products do the job.

This is how bugs begin to thrive.

Then there is overuse of antibiotics, for treatment as well as in the animals we eat. This actually assists bugs to thrive. We protect ourselves from real dirt nowadays, thus building no immunity. And sameness in lifestyles makes it easier for bugs and viruses to evolve.
And then, of course, we’re becoming global people, moving around and mixing all over the world. And when you put all these things together, it is clear that our entire way of life is a guarantee of increasing risk of infection. So to stop the superbug, we maybe have to change the way we live.

© Anthony North, January 2009

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SCRIBBLERS’ NEWS

You know it’s the write way

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Y is for … YEAR

It’s turned again, another year,
life racing on, without fear,
the planet has rounded the sun once more,
allowing time for fun or chore;
Hundreds of times the world has spun,
seasons passing, never glum,
all imprinted with our social ways,
tradition, festival on display;
Year in or year out,
the year is our media redoubt,
imposing order on what we do,
from Easter to Christmas we are imbued,
with ideas of who we really are,
not allowing us to stray too far,
from how we’re told we should be,
living a cultural destiny;
So the year is vital to time and stuff,
even though there never seems enough,
but also it’s how we’re told what to do,
the life of Christ reflected in you

(c) Anthony North, January 2009

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delta-brainINVASION OF THE THREE – Fiction

We plod along, us writers. We have ideas, we think about them, we write them down. We produce stories, or essays, or, as I discovered last year, poetry. It was strange to discover I could do this. I’d always thought of myself as a rational, straight forward person, and poetry seemed too artistic for me.
That was my first great discovery of last year – that there was an artist in me. And then came an audience through blogging. I’d never had such immediate feedback on my work, and it had a profound effect upon me. For the first time I realised there was a performer in me, too.
And then came an explosion of fiction – FLASH fiction. Of course, I’d written fiction for years, but the immediacy, the economy of Flash was something else. And an explosion of ideas came, sometimes daily, and I had to write them down, and soon I realised that the performer in me was taking over as I wrote, and I actually ‘performed’ the stories, as if I inhabited the character.
And now, today, these three things are so important to me, increasingly taking up my time, the poet, the performer, the profusion of characters. They exist within me more and more, becoming more and more defined and more and more ‘real’, and more and more they occupy my thoughts, and more and more they create, and more and more they consume …
… and less and less do I exist.

© Anthony North, January 2009

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MY LIFE’S GOAL

For twenty five years I’ve written each day,
hoping for success without delay,
honing my craft, getting it right,
then realising its errors the following night;
My goal is two-fold in all I do,
perfecting my craft and communicating to you,
a message, a philosophy, a reason to be,
my muses like invading entities;
I was once on the verge of making it big,
two books sold, published, but life’s a pig,
publishers changed, wanting celebrity alone,
I festered a while – they didn’t atone;
My pile of rejections became quite high,
but I kept sending manuscripts on the sly,
‘cos to feel success slip through fingers so,
gives you a thirst to bath in that glow;
Each year I began with this thirst intact,
a yearning, a need, to interact,
but now it’s declining, this goal of mine,
I’m a blogger! I’m read! And I feel fine

(c) Anthony North, January 2009

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TONY ON FADS, SAMENESS & MORE

Posted by anthonynorth on December 26, 2008

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beta-physicist1PROF ISAAC GALISTEIN – On faddy stuff and us

A new study has alarming news for those who cut carbohydrates from their diet. They do far worse in mental tests than the bread and potato eaters. And whilst this maybe couldn’t have been predicted, some effect was obvious.

There is only one sensible way of eating.

bread1That is to eat a little of everything. A fully balanced diet has to be the commonsense way. So why do so many ignore this good advice? I think it is to do with fads.
Fads come and go, and we seem to be driven to follow them. Despite the idea that we are individuals, we have an urge to be the same as everyone else. At first, we can blame this on consumerism – there has to be something new to ‘sell’ – but there’s more.

We are what our knowledge says we are.

And presently we live by the theory of relativity. There is no idea of a definite, so we each have to unconsciously strive for something solid in existence. And this results in fads that make us the ‘same’ in order to find validation.
This is, infact, opposed to evolutionary principles, which state that life thrives best with as much diversity as possible. We should remember this message, for if we don’t we could find ourselves devolving. Oh, and a balanced diet is diverse, by the way.
Next post, Monday. Hope to see you then.

© Anthony North, December 2008

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THE PHILOSOPHY

To know is to empower

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STARDUST

We love them! We really do,
celebrities and stars, old and new,
showing us how our dreams can come true,
but it can’t be us all – just a few;
For most the dream fails to exist,
a nightmare reality often persists,
as we buy and borrow to live the dream,
hoping for stardust to rub off – gleam;
Why do we believe in the great big con,
throwing our lives away for a song?
When we know, in the end, it’s material lust,
and inevitably it will all turn to dust

(c) Anthony North, December 2008

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people-11A TRADITIONAL WAY – Fiction

I never wanted to be there. They just never understood that simple fact. Why can’t they get it?!!!
When I woke up that morning I knew something had to give – after all, it always does. I’m not up to this life, you see. Responsibility and such things just don’t come into it – and I’ve been like this most of my life. And now, in my 50s, I’ve no desire to change.
So I got up, washed, dressed, went to a cafe for breakfast and just stewed all day.
We all have our routines, you see – our traditions. And they are part and parcel of how your life has been lived. And I’m no different. And living here just isn’t for me.
What do I know of paying bills, of being sociable? And then there’s the time of year to take into account. Christmas – when the traditions are even more important.
So it was inevitable I would do it. It was inevitable I would pick up that brick and smash the shop window, and pretend to steal things, and then sit around waiting.
Well, I’m back home now, comforted by the bars. It’s where I traditionally belong.

© Anthony North, December 2008

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I BELIEVE?

I believe I don’t believe,
don’t wear my heart upon my sleeve,
don’t accept myth or lore,
don’t put a horseshoe on my door,
don’t honour gods or fairytale,
don’t think evil can assail,
don’t let miracles change my life,
don’t allow good to overcome strife

I don’t believe because I know,
everywhere I ever go,
rationally see in front of me,
the world working with so much glee,
without the need for supernatural terms,
that reality as it always churns,
can bend to what must always be right,
giving wonders without respite

The problem is our knowledge is slight,
trapped in material, atheist delight,
thinking that we know the story,
scientists and thinkers in all their glory,
but all they have is a tiny glimpse,
giving their brains a hint of a glint,
but above all this is a reality, a glow,
I don’t believe because I know

(c) Anthony North, December 2008

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SNEEZING HYPOCHONDRIA & MORE

Posted by anthonynorth on December 9, 2008

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doctor-examiningDR ILLYA NESS – On media and disease

So, you’re a commuter in the rush hour. Someone sneezes – yuck! – and you get covered – and the one next to you, and the one next to him. Well, researchers now say that in five minutes one person can infect 150 others.

The media in the UK gave it some coverage.

ambulanceAnd it will no doubt make many people wary of the rush hour – which is total insanity. Of course, it is quite true, but how serious is it in the scheme of things?
The media reports every bit of medical research going, and it is so easy to over react to it. What I love are the statistics that say this will cause a 25% increase in your chances of getting this or that.

Wow! That much?!!!

But hold on. It sounds a lot, but if the chances were one million to one, it isn’t really that much of an increase. You see, the media always goes for the sensational.
Which is all very well, but do we really know how to handle such media coverage? I sometimes think our mania for knowing these things is turning us into a society of hypochondriacs.

© Anthony North, December 2008

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RATTLER’S TALE

A Voyage of the Imagination

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INVASION ALIEN

Fiction

When the flying saucer first landed, there was obvious curiosity. But when the little bug-eyed alien came out of the starship and began zapping everyone, fears grew of Invasion Earth. Armies were massed against him, but to no avail, and people began to crowd into churches, fearing Apocalypse.
Something obviously had to be done. And this occurred when a priest appeared out of an old B-Movie, walked into No Man’s Land, held up his hands and said: ‘Please, stop!’
The little bug-eyed alien thought a moment and lowered his blaster. He silently cursed, not realising until this moment that he was killing sentient beings.
Within hours the little bug-eyed alien was no longer surrounded by armies, but scientists, eager to learn all about his technology, culture and psychology. However, no matter how hard they tried, the little bug-eyed alien’s ways were, for want of a better word, alien.
True, he could easily build a particle beam blaster, understand the properties of quantum gravity, build an anti-grav drive, teleportation system and work out Godel’s theorem, but in all other areas his alienness became a handicap.
The greatest minds on the planet came together to try to decide what to do with the little bug-eyed alien, and finally a decision was made.
Convincing him to give up his toys, he was adopted by a nice family, and it is hoped he may soon be starting school.

© Anthony North, December 2008

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TT #34 U is for … UFO

Up there! Look! It’s in the sky,
you can see it if you try,
shining brightly, it’s there, no doubt,
dashing – zooming – merrily about;
Is it from Mars or further afield?
Is it invading? Shall we yield?
Or is really not there at all,
simply an illusion to enthrall?
Sceptics think this is the case,
shadows of our psyche, we forever chase,
mankind’s greatest handicap;
But, hey! Watch out!
Zap

(c) Anthony North, December 2008

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