GURU TONY
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MICROFICTION
Fiction: The little girl stood by the window, the river outside. She
waited for Daddy. The game was over now. She hoped he could swim.
TALENTED MAN
Fiction: With some special talent I was born.
Everyone is. And as a Big Biz careers adviser, I’m
gonna make sure you don’t find yours.
BREAKFAST
Fiction: I’d met her and we all knew what I meant: ‘I want to have
breakfast with you.’ Yes!! I was in. But bacon & egg at 11pm? Oh well.
BEST READS
A Thought: The writer articulated in the most
splendid prose; a rich tapestry of colourful
language – which nobody read. Writing is a
communication thing, too.
ILLNESS
Let me make it clear from the start that I think most of our medicine is
wonderful. We live in lucky times where medical science is increasing
our life expectancy marvelously. But that doesn’t mean there are no
problems. One is the power of the pharmaceutical companies – not
only to make vast profits, but also to steer research into too narrow a
margin, and arguably missing out on less profitable, but equally
important, areas of research. We also have the natural pessimism of
modern medicine. It makes you ill, whereas a more holistic, whole
body approach alongside the conventional could add that boost of
optimism so essential to fighting illness. You see, personal mind-set is
so important. Infact, I’d say the biggest cause of death is
unhappiness and worry – which brings us to preventative medicine
and the health police. In many ways they are destroying us, taking
away risk and, with the help of the media, turning us into
hypochondriacs and fad dieters. Being healthy can sometimes be bad
for you. As for me, I’m a big believer that nothing will kill you in
moderation – unless you’re unlucky.
Eye On the World
Essays on everything from science
to religion, politics to crime
BRIT NEWS: Brown visits
troops in Helmand after Iraq Inquiry.
He says not using troops for politics. I really
think he thinks that. Bad.
WORLD NEWS: Iceland voters reject plan to repay Icesave
debts to UK. When countries become such bad payers, what can
we expect of people?
BRIT NEWS: Report says lack of jobs and cheap housing driving the
young out of countryside. A disgrace of a govt that loves only cities.
GREEN NEWS: Idea that global warming’s a religion is in the media again.
Not exactly. A religion is a leap of faith without any evidence.
WORLD NEWS: World Cup host South Africa want extra billion
condoms before football fans arrive. Is this telling about
South Africa or fans?
BRIT NEWS: CBI wants a convincing plan from the
govt for balancing economy by 2016. They’ll
be wanting to believe in fairies next.
BRIT NEWS: All dog owners may have
to take out insurance to combat
dangerous dogs. That’s right,
condemn the many to try
to beat the few.
READ WITH MUMMY
The Magazine Post with a gentle hint of horror
One Single Impression
ReadWritePoem – Friday Flash 55
Heads or Tails – Three Word Wednesday
Sunday Scribblings – Thursday Poets’ Rally
A VILE AURA
The whole place has that stench of decay,
Endlessly they simply stray,
Haunting every room in the place,
Lifeless eyes, decrepit face,
Then I awake and say my thanks,
Oh, to see the death of banks
THE SECRET ROOM
Fiction: The ivy seemed to consume the large country house as we
approached through an avenue of trees. They seemed to reach down
to touch us. We knew we shouldn’t have been afraid. After all, it was
in the family – even if we hadn’t visited this branch for years. Indeed,
not many of us had. It was something about a deep, sinister secret –
a room and a descendant who was – well; undead. We were
welcomed in through the jaws of the huge door, and we didn’t mind
the dust – the cobwebs – too much. It was in keeping with the place.
We ate well that night, even if the conversation was morbid. And as
darkness fell and the shadows flitted in the candlelight, our host
suggested my wife may like to look around the ‘secret room’. Not one
to resist a mystery, she did so. Yet, I became unnerved as the talk
turned to our Undead ancestor, and the folktales of sacrifice to keep
him at bay … and it had been so long since they’d had visitors …
PAYING FOR IT
Strumpet’s costume, magenta cups,
Nonpareil in mirror, furtive looks,
Motor-coach comes across fern, through mist,
He walks on in – fumbled bliss,
Pays with prized turquoise gem,
And looks so good – transvestite hem
FLASH 55 – MEDIUM DEATH
Fiction: It was obvious I’d never get justice. As a Medium, I knew my
murdered husband felt so, too. Of course, I knew who’d killed him, but
how to get revenge? I agreed the contract, knowing I’d never be
prosecuted. And as the killer met his own death, I laid my husband
back in his grave.
GROWING OUT
They’re in my mind – want to get out,
Psychological pain – scream and shout,
I know if I let them go,
Never again will I know,
The world as peaceful, pure and good,
Or live with people as I should,
I’ll always be evil, nasty, vile,
They’re out!!
Envy, jealousy, hatred, bile …
A WEARY DEATH
Fiction: I could take him no more – just too weary. He’d driven me mad
and it was time for … well … for him to die … It wasn’t a pleasant
death. Messy. And afterwards I felt so different – kind of strange –
like he’d been. And looking in the mirror gave me another shock. Why
was I suddenly looking like him? Well, I guess I turned into him –
became everything I hated – and I knew that soon I’d kill myself. I
guess when a soul shatters it’s like glass – and a shard of him had hit
me – and pulsed through my being.
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Sunday Scribblings
WORLD NEWS: Brit govt to
tell Afghan govt to get on with
peace process. Do we think this faction
really wants peace with the other?
CRIME NEWS: 1,000s of reoffending prisoners in UK cost
up to £10b/yr. I’m not saying prison doesn’t work, but this
system doesn’t.
BRIT NEWS: Members of groups who could promote racism will not
be banned from teaching. Good! Freedom is for all, or they win.
CRIME NEWS: UK police boss says failure to tackle anti-social behaviour
risking public confidence. Only 20 yrs late. Confidence? Ha!!
BRIT NEWS: Lib Dem leader won’t support spending cuts
yet. Tories want to, Labour don’t. Basking in power
of possible hung Parliament.
BRIT NEWS: Children’s commissioner wants
age of criminal responsibility raised
to 12. If kids are brighter they
should know earlier.
© Anthony North, March 2010
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